clamperl:

WHY DOES FLIRTING HAVE TO BE SO HARD

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lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

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wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

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metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

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malcolmsex:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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 i hope you left it alone

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clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

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sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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